Civilization... I think not
So I found this pizza last year and it's really reall y good. maybe one of the best frozen pizzas here. wow! but... one small interesting problem... Can you find it?
So... how do i know when I'm not in a civilized land? Simple... when a pizza box is translated into 12 different languages, and none of them is English!
posted by Zach Barnes at 1:30 AM
17 Comments:
:)) how do I know when I'm not in a civilized land?
when the online map of someone's blog is tryin to persuade me that I'm from Iran. Really, it is! :))
What's even worse - either Mike's and MY OWN counter are tellin me I'm from Iran, too. I mean, I could probably be a good spy.
Maybe you can't count to 16, but there are only 12 languages;)
that last comment didn't make sense. Maybe the ignorant person should have said "maybe you can't count". because it really doesn't make any sense to say i can't count to 16, because 16 is after 12. So i think it shows i can't count... but it has no significance to whether i can count TO 16. that's just preposterous. Nice attempt at a putdown, but it seemed to backfire. one question for you sir... "Chceš do dršky?" i think you do :)
But no, seriously--he has a point:
Maybe you CAN'T count to 16. I see a lot of talk in your response, but no proof.
hmm, it seems to be successful, cause your argumentation is really poor. and if you have written "Chceš do dršky?", you have to be angry with my comment. and one question for you lord..do you know result of 3+3?:))
Anonymous said...
hmm, it seems to be successful, cause your argumentation is really poor. and if you have written "Chceš do dršky?", you have to be angry with my comment. and one question for you lord..do you know result of 3+3?:))
Fine, my argumentation was poor, but therefore, just for fun... i'm gonna correct your english, cuz i have to win somehow... therefore, you should have said... "hmm, it seems to HAVE BEEN successful, cuz your ARGUMENT is really poor, and if you WROTE ""Chceš do dršky?", you HAD TO HAVE HAD TO HAVE BEEN angry with my comment. and one question for you lord..do you know THE result of 3 + 3?:))"
I just really want everyone who reads this to know the correct english :) enjoy your reading :)
you want to tell me "HAD TO HAVE HAD TO HAVE BEEN" is correct sentence?:) You haven't won! You are GREAT english teacher!!:))))
I mean, are you havin fun arguing about such nonsense? Dear Anonymous one, let me just tell you that even I (not a native English speaker) have been able to see mistakes in your comments, so if I were you, I wouldn't argue about this kind of a thing. (I don't say my posts are perfect but I'm not the one who's arguing about it)
I still don't understand why you had to be so offensive in your first comment, you yourself surely know it wasn't necessary. By the way, I agree it didn't make any sense. And you should not have any doubts about Zach being a great English teacher. A dot.
Just my two cents, feel free to continue with your conversation, you guys...
fuck you peta! I didn't ask you anything!
OK everybody... we have discused about it in english, so what about the new discus in Czech, I am sure you will be without chance to success...takže mi polibte prdel vy sračové a prostě povidám že zach neumí počítat do 12!
With each one of your commets, you persuade me more and more you are not worth my attention or time. And I understand Czech perfectly, therefore I understand everything you've written.
i don't care if you understand or not...so don't answer me...i really don't wanna talk with you
yea dude, i'm tellin you that HAD TO HAVE HAD TO HAVE BEEN is the correct sentence. and in response to your comment in czech that you're just sayin that i don't know how to count to 12.... that maybe is more of a true statement! you should have said that in your first comment and then we wouldn't be having this argument. but... nonetheless, you said i couldn't count to 16 in your first comment. I actually might agree that i can't count to 12. i think there's no need to curse at each other either. we can all talk in a civilized manner... that is... unless my post is correct that i'm not living in Civilization :)
ok, i am sorry zach.i know you well and i respect you as the quality english teacher. and i haven't meant this as a putdown, i just wanted to see your reaction. i also know that my english isn't good and you can correct my mistakes again if you want:) and i am sure you can count well. but i am really not sorry about argument with peta:) have a nice longer weekend zach.
Apparently I don't read the comments on Zach's blog often enough... cuz this is hilarious. I miss you guys a lot.
...aha, so this is how you get 16 comments on your blog! :)) peace out
Go the Chicken Ristorante pizza - that one is the one that kept me alive for the first few months of existance (subsistance) here.
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